There's one at every trailer park. He's the guy who has all the tools and that extra length of sewer hose that you wish you would have brought along. He's the guy who feeds off the ignorance and misfortunes of other rv'ers offering numerous tips on maintenance and things you can worry about going wrong with your trailer.
He's the guy who has formulated his own RV bible through lessons from his own fuck-ups, and from trying to emulate other smart guys he has come in contact with. He's the guy who knows every deal in town. He's the guy who feels compelled to drop a diarrhea dump of advice on you every time you come in contact. He's the guy you want to see screw up his sewer hose when dumping his black water causing a river of shit and toilet paper to spew over his trailer pad right in front of a large group of rv'ers having happy hour in the adjacent site. Seriously ,we all need the smart guy to help raise our dismally low trailer IQ and were just jealous bitches.
God bless the smart guy
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