Saturday, January 26, 2013

TEMECULA


13/01/2013 8:54 AM  

A side trip to Temecula provided a welcome interlude from the Coachella valley. Cuda's birthday began early at Coco's with a roadtrip treat from the waitress after hearing about our birthday trip. ( FIRST RULE OF TRAVELLING: ITS ALWAYS SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY OR AN ANNIVERSARY ) The pecan pie was delicious and would save me later from making a regretful pizza order.  Upon arriving in Temecula we checked the visitor centre and picked up some 2 for one tasting coupons. Our hotel check-in was not untill 1oclock so we decided to look-around old town and do a few winetastings. Old town Temecula was a great 10 block expanse of shops and restaurants with speakers attached to lamp poles and pumping out some great jazz background which created a great ambiance for our stroll through town. A great cigar shop with lax smoking regulations grandfathered in before California"s draconian anti-smoking laws allowed patron smoking inside the shop .  The wine tastings were ok but very expensive at $ 15 a pop. After Oregon, Walla Walla and our own Okanogan valley we were not overly impressed with the overpriced offerings of Temecula valley. The wineries themselves were opulent with nice views and great store selection, but most of the wines we tasted were very average especially at their price points of $20 to $ 40 dollars a bottle.
We did 4 wineries our first day along with tasty lunch of brie and flat iron steak arugula salad at the Pinnacle restaurant at Faulkner Winery. The complimentary birthday cheese cake did not prevent Cuda giving a scolding to the proprietorship on the customer satisfaction card, regarding food items arriving at different times, at no fault of server. Another winery and we were ready to go back to our hotel. We stopped at a small store with a sign that read liquor and fine cigars. We walked into an outrageously obscene display of  fine tequila's and other alcoholic delights.

so much tequila , so little time






 This store looked small from the outside but inside it was a liquor superstore. I walked over to the till and noticed a modest display of cigars. Is  this all you got I pouted to the energetic proprieter. "Go to the  room in the back. He responded. I noticed a small refrigerator near the till stocked with caviar. This was getting interesting. We opened the door to the cigar room .BAM  We had died and gone to heaven. This cigar room was over the top and I've been in some good ones

I want  this to be my coffin when I'am buried

As Cuda started her inspection of the big ring gauge beauties , I couldn't help going outside the room and shouting to the proprieter " I want your F...ing job. For a short while Cuda and Shark swam in a fantasy ocean of unlimited possibilities before finally forcing ourselves to settle for a red bottle of cassalado anejo tequila and the winner of  Cuda's best rolled large cigar contest. Back at the motel we annexed an area on patio near the hot tub to enjoy our bounty. Happy happy happy This was possibly the best tequila we've ever tasted and the cognac sprayed bad boy we smoked was better than ok for a non Cuban issue. 
 The next day a great public market in old Temecula where I finally found the shark tooth I've been looking for for 2 years since my last one broke. This market was great with a good balance between food and crafts. More wine tasting and finally back home through the mountains. A word about the Best Western we stayed at. Very enjoyable, great spacious room with new carpet, excellent heated pool and spa, superior continental buffet breakfast, great value for $67.00 Honestly, nothing to whine about, really. ( The bad taste in our mouth from staying in a cheap motel in
Yukima is gone )

 Cuda's birthday will continue.................











KOBE'S RESTAURANT / RANCHO MIRAGE



14/01/2013 12:34 PM  


It started with a makeshift valet service of casually dressed kids trying to meter the flow of vehicles in front of a ample spacious parking lot. If you didn't ask about available free parking they would gladly take you $10 before directing you to the complimentary parking. Greedy or classy, I don't know. If your going to offer valet parking at least put some kind of dress code for your valets. It reminded me of steet urchins trying to charge you for parking in in Mexico. The grounds and water features of this restaurant were stunning. Especially the underwater lighting and Koi fish. We entered a very busy lobby 15 minutes before our reservations and were directed to a  holding tank

lounge.,where I immediately realized the chance of getting any service was as great as the chance of the one lone waitress sprouting extra arms and legs. I muscled into the bar and  loaded the swamped  lone bartender with one more drink order   After a couple of scolding sakes and and bland cocktails we were directed to our table with another group of people to await our chef and food. Performance was ok and food was ok. This establishment was obviously riding on its laurels and had no need to raise the bar. We've tasted much better at this kind of Japanese Venue ( Suheiro's in Vancouver ) but it was a still fun dinner. I'll remember the ambiance of the grounds and the koi fish.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

THE SMART GUY


There's one at every trailer park. He's the guy who has all the tools  and that extra length of sewer hose that you wish you would have brought along. He's the guy who feeds off the ignorance and misfortunes of other rv'ers offering numerous tips on maintenance and  things you can worry about going wrong with your trailer.
He's the guy who has formulated his own RV bible through lessons from his own fuck-ups, and from trying to emulate other smart guys he has come in contact with. He's the guy who knows every deal in town. He's the guy who feels compelled to drop a diarrhea dump of advice on you every time you come in contact. He's the guy you want to see screw up his sewer hose when dumping his black water causing a river of shit and toilet paper to spew over his trailer pad right in front of a large group of rv'ers having happy hour in the adjacent site. Seriously ,we all need the smart guy to help raise our dismally low trailer IQ and were just jealous bitches.
God bless the smart guy 

GOD'S WAITING ROOM

Lear jets landing taking off .Supermarkets stuffed with booze and prime cuts of meat.Long manicured boulevards with rows of palm trees. Walled gated communities with grey haired minions plying the wide roads in luxury cars and golf carts.Beautiful mountains and glorious sun drenched days. Enjoy it while you can, your time here is short. God has an appointment with you. Obituary columns bursting with large pictures of people who have lived large in this valley of bliss. Some get streets named after them